Brag Poem #3: it's all from me, #1 used the guildline list,#2 half way,for this I used just my brain!

I once lived on peanuts for 3 days.
I play World Cup Women's Soccer.
I'm building hacky-sack into a worldwide sport and making it a high school class besides gym.
I'm solving the world's problems this week, next week I make Peace.
I'm a reason riots start, I am riot girl with a different name.
I once danced on the moon.
I found out the moon is made out of cheese and ate some.
The moon people said, "Don't take moon cheese back to earth" and took my camera so, I can't show ya.
I was pirate captain for a day with a crew.
My sister was 1st mate.
I own a pet dragon named Lu.
And, I still can't pass math with "A's".