Brag Poem #2

I walked to England but, missed my home in Oregon and ran home early.
I am from a more relaxed time but, was reborn in the 90z.
I have been known to change the world once or twice with my eyes closed.
Occasionally, I ride my skateboard sleeping and roller-skate as well asleep.
I cook frog brains for the monsters in my closet.
I once worked as an rockstar and a comic in the day time.
I had a fever and made bacon because I don't like eggs.
To chill out I teleport to Spain with my mind power.
Good Charlotte gives me a singing wake up call every 7 am.
I make mean people cry.
With only my finger paint, I paint masterpieces.
But, I still live in a small house in Gresham, OR.