Paris Being Mean...I've Never Heard Of Such A Thing!
So it seems little miss 'my parents gave benji the approval to put up with my s*** for the rest of my life' has the gaul to put down other brite beauties who have more talent that she does (i'm not saying they do have alot of talent....just work with me people). Here's the scoop:
During a radio interview on Monday, the starlet repeated out loud the thoughts that were rattling around inside her mostly uninhabited head when asked to answer the following brain teaser: "What would you rather have, Jessica Simpson's rack or Kim Kardashian's ass?"
"I would not want [Kim's butt] -- that's gross!" Paris sneered to Las Vegas station KLUC-FM of her onetime pal's trademark tuchis. "It's disgusting ... It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag."
Imagine that model: Paris' face and size 11 feet, j. simpson's boobs, and k-dash's ass. boy how will benji live with with her and keep from f****** her? god only knows (well i guess we know too) that paris is a dog.
As for the part about her parents giving benji the ol heav ho (no pun intended...lol), on the off chance Benji isn't already under pressure because their relationship has gone from zero-to-serious in record time, Paris' parents have chimed in to give him an extra nudge.
"It's a great love match," her mom, Kathy Hilton, blabs to Robin Leach's Luxe Life, "and I have a funny feeling it's going to go all the way and we've already given it our approval!"
boy sounds like a scene out of the simple life...i mean the stepford wives....i mean....all hell its from the mixed up files of that crack infested trailer park out on the interstate!
http://tv.msn.com/tv/hotgossip/4-16-08_3
During a radio interview on Monday, the starlet repeated out loud the thoughts that were rattling around inside her mostly uninhabited head when asked to answer the following brain teaser: "What would you rather have, Jessica Simpson's rack or Kim Kardashian's ass?"
"I would not want [Kim's butt] -- that's gross!" Paris sneered to Las Vegas station KLUC-FM of her onetime pal's trademark tuchis. "It's disgusting ... It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag."
Imagine that model: Paris' face and size 11 feet, j. simpson's boobs, and k-dash's ass. boy how will benji live with with her and keep from f****** her? god only knows (well i guess we know too) that paris is a dog.
As for the part about her parents giving benji the ol heav ho (no pun intended...lol), on the off chance Benji isn't already under pressure because their relationship has gone from zero-to-serious in record time, Paris' parents have chimed in to give him an extra nudge.
"It's a great love match," her mom, Kathy Hilton, blabs to Robin Leach's Luxe Life, "and I have a funny feeling it's going to go all the way and we've already given it our approval!"
boy sounds like a scene out of the simple life...i mean the stepford wives....i mean....all hell its from the mixed up files of that crack infested trailer park out on the interstate!
http://tv.msn.com/tv/hotgossip/4-16-08_3
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