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- At 1:41pm on June 29, 2008,
The Fallen Angel said… - hello
- At 9:06am on June 28, 2008,
Matt Miller (H) said… - how c*** ur an alien
- At 8:14pm on June 22, 2008,
tegar aldila said… - hii whazz up???maybe u can bring me at planet with a fuell beautifull girl?? ha..ha..
- At 12:48pm on May 29, 2008,
laura said… - ohhhhhhhh i see. i think there are some people out there that cares about the earth as much as u do.
- At 5:18pm on May 27, 2008,
Zork said… - Earthling Laura, we love Earth very much but it is not a case of loving one planet more than the other. It is very similar to the fact that we love all species on this planet (including Earthlings.) Having accumulated millions of years of wisdom and knowledge, we have seen other planets destruct themselves because they did not take care of their environment. We do not understand why every Earthling does not see that everything on this planet depends on each other. It is truly a matter of "circle of life." Ironically, trees do not depend on humans but Earthlings continue to chop them down like there is no tomorrow. This is all very illogical to us since it it trees and other plant species that provide oxygen for you to breathe. We are befuddled. Meeree eeree (ciao)
- At 3:47pm on May 27, 2008,
laura said…
- hey zork whats up
- At 2:42pm on May 27, 2008,
laura said…
- so why do u like earth more than the other planetes.
- At 9:36am on May 27, 2008,
Musicluver said… - its a joke
- At 9:12am on May 27, 2008,
Zork said…
- Earthling Victoria, Eeree meeree. Thank you for clarifying "to hang" to us aliens. Flying around in our saucy saucer, we are saddened with what is going on in the Amazon. They are killing so many trees every day. Trees are Earthlings too. They can not talk to Earthlings but we can understand them because we can communicate by brain waves and we speak trillion of languages across the galaxy. It is not logical to us why humans do not care about this planet. What we have learned from our intergalactic travels is that one person (human being in this case) can make a difference. Earthling Veronica, help us spread the Zork Revolution message. It is the little things that can make a difference on your beautiful planet if enough people do it together at the same time. The power is always in the numbers. One person banding together with others can change the future. Meeree Eeeree (Ciao!)
- At 7:07am on May 27, 2008,
Victoria's dead said… - to hang with ur friends means to not really do very much like walking around town around ur hood or stuff like that... some humans arnt very smart and they r trying to kill our planet and all the trees and the animals in them some people just dont care what happens to the world
Profile Information
- Hometown:
- A Galaxay far, far away
- Nickname:
- "Z"
- Relationship Status:
- Married
- Other Bands I Like:
- All Earthling music rocks! It is not so good on my planet.
- Favorite TV Shows:
- 3rd Planet from the Sun, Mork and Mindy
- Favorite Movies:
- ET, Men in Black, Independence Day
- Favorite Quotes:
- "Don't be Mean, Be Green!"
"Recycle, Didiot!"
- Interests:
- Saving the Planet from Earthlings
- About Me:
- UFO Alien who crash landed in Stephenville, TX. I realized I was brought here for a reason: to use my advanced brain to help you save the planet.
I started the Zork Revolution at ZorkPlanet.com (just click my profile here and you can find it). My GOAL: 1 MILLION green humans who want to make a difference for your beautiful planet Earth.
- Website:
- http://ZorkPlanet.com
Join the Zork Revolution at ZorkPlanet.com
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE TO SMART EARTHLINGS
May 6, 2008
Los Angeles, California
The Zork Revolution, created by Zork Brauk, an alien who was shot down at Stephenville, Texas, is a green movement to get 1 million people to promise to make 10 simple changes in their daily lives that will make a big difference on planet Earth.
After being on the planet for a very short time, Zork says, "I do not understand why some Earthlings destroy this beautiful planet. It is not logical."
Zork said he wants Earthlings to be green like him and his family, Meera (wife), Zorkey (son), and Drauk (brother-in-law), who are stranded with him on Earth.
"I am amazed how many Didiot Earthlings continue to destroy this planet. I invite all Earthlings to join the Zork Revolution at ZorkPlanet:The VIP Intergalactic Lounge. They must promise to honor the Zork Pledge to be green by making 10 simple changes in their daily lives to save the Planet," said Zork.
"From a mathematical perspective, 1 million Earthlings out of 6 billion plus Earthlings is only 1.6% percent of the Earth's population. We have the power to make a big difference," added Zork.
Zork's big, round eyes sparkled as he talked about the Zork Revolution, "Every Earthling can easily lower their carbon emissions and conserve natural resources of the Earth and I am here to show them how."
"Earthlings can spread the word over the internet faster than multiplying rabbits, so we can easily get 1 million Zork Revolutionaries to be green like me," said Zork.
Zork has a message for every Earthling, "Help me to help you to save planet Earth from Didiot Earthlings." Join the Zork Revolution today at ZorkPlanet.com.
About Zork Brauk
Zork is an alien who crashed onto Earth last year, along with his wife Meera, son Zorkey, brother in law Drauk and their pet Dink. They quickly realized it was destiny. Their one million years further-evolved, superior brains saw immediately that the Earth was in danger and decided to help.
Zork and Meera started the ZorkPlanet.com social network as a fun place where they can be available to answer questions and offer a plethora of green tips for Earthlings to help save the planet from Didiot humans. (Didiot: alien-speak for idiot)
Zork Brauk Web Sites:
ItstheRecessionStupid.com "Money saving recession tips to help Earthlings survive the recession."
ItsthePlanetDidiot.com "Green tips to save the Earth from Eartlings."
ZorkPlanet.com "The Intergalactic VIP Lounge" social site where 1 million humans can join to help save the planet.
For Media inquiries please contact Zork at zork@itstheplanetdidiot.com.
P.S. No funny alien jokes please.
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