Lorziee TOTALLY Liveez For Music And Maa Buddieezz

Birthday:

April 18, 1997

Hometown:

Melbourne

Nickname:

Lorziee

Favorite GC Song:

http://ALL OF 'EM!!!

Relationship Status:

Single

Other Bands I Like:

My Friends AWSUM Band, The Offspring, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, Paramore, Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Kings Of Leon, The Offspring, Nirvana, Operator Please, Boys Like Girls, Linkin Park, Foo Fighters, Green Day, MGMT, Metro Station, The Living End, Short Stack, The Getaway Plan,

Favorite TV Shows:

iCarly, America's Next Top Model, Australia's Next Top Model, Gossip Girl, The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Futurama, Family Guy

Favorite Movies:

Juno, Little Miss Sunshine, Bad Boys 1 & 2, Into The Blue, Because I Said So, Tinkerbell, Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging, High School Musical Movies, Scream, Disrurbia, Bring It On 3 & 4, Minutemen, The Derby Stallion

Favorite Quotes:

"Words. Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears." -Fry

Lois: Have you been drinking?
Peter: Why, yes, I have. Thank you.

Lois: Stewie why don't you play in the other room?
Stewie: Why don't you burn in hell?

Lois: Stewie, say hi to our new neighbor, Officer Swanson.
Stewie: You will bow to me!

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total b****.

Chris: I don't have to listen to you! You're a dog! You don't have a soul!

(Lois walks in on Stewie torturing a bully)
Stewie: We're playing house...
Lois: But that kid is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.

Stewie: Uh, there's a half-dead-fat-man eating a dead-fat-man...am I the only one who realized? Oh, okay...

Stewie: Now, I'm going to do something I like to call the 'Compliment Sandwhich" Where I say something good, talk about where you need improvement, and then end with something good.
Brian: Whatever you gotta do...
Stewie (flips notepad): Something good... something good... You look like SNOOPY and it makes me smile... but you have smelly dog farts.

Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?

Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?

Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!

Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze."

Stewie Griffin Quotes (1 - 8 out of 182)
How many talking babies do you know bent on world domination and matricide? We'd rather only know one, Stewie Griffin. From week to week he's always try to kill Lois, fighting with Brian, and deal with his farily newfound homosexuality.


Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.
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Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
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Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
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Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my b****.
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Stewie (to Jeremy, the babysitter's boyfriend):
Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!
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(Lois finds a note in Chris's pocket)
Lois: Huh, what's this? You know Stewie, Mommy doesn't usually read things out of Chris's pocket. She's more respectful than that.
Stewie: Whatever helps you sleep at night, b****.

Stewie: It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?'

Stewie: Die, Lois

Interests:

Singing , Songwriting, Music

About Me:

I luv my friends, singing, songwriting, music and all the great things in life that i have as an advantage. I really love my buddies coz they're my life, without them i wouldn't be here. Without my friends i would never have gotten a chance to do the talent quest and i'm glad i did.

Dedications;

Mathilde,
OMG, without u i would be dead, ur my inspiration, my friendshipm with u means so much to mee, i couldn't describe wat u mean to me, it's more than life can explain. I LUV U BEING THERE 4 MEE WEN I NEED U!!!

Serena,

You, my ex-band member, my friend, my inspiration, without u in my life i wouldn't have been in the talent quest once, i've been in it 3 times because of you. You are like the awsumestestestishnessest person.

Mell, Irene, Helen,

I CAN NOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH U MEAN TO MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE ELSE,

it would take too long to name everyone so i wanna say that all of u guys and dolls are completely AWSUM and i couldn't live without you!!