Tight Skirt
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing
a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached behind to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second tim e attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a
little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her
up easily by the waist
and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
"How dare you touch
my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
with you, but after you
unzipped my fly three times, I kind 'a figured we was friends!"
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Haha!
a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached behind to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second tim e attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a
little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her
up easily by the waist
and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
"How dare you touch
my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
with you, but after you
unzipped my fly three times, I kind 'a figured we was friends!"
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Haha!
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Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Beverly on -
I HATE skirts! :) Never wore them when I was younger and I still hate skirts and pantyhose, etc.
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Permalink Reply by Tanya on -
I don't care much for skirts either. Wanna hear something funny though, my friend and co-worker grew up in Brooklyn back in the sixties. She was just out of high school, working in a office and she used to ride the bus back and forth to work. One day she got to work and realized that the back of her skirt was tucked into the back of her panty hose and she had ridden the bus from home like that and not one single person had the decency to tell her!!!! How embarrassing!!!
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Permalink Reply by Adrienne on -
that's awful and yet funny. yeah I probably would have told her as I would want someone to let me know about something like that.
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Permalink Reply by Beverly on
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OMG!! The poor thing! I would have died of embarressment! Why wouldn't someone tell the poor lady???! This co-worker told me that this friend of hers was traveling on a plane and went to the potty. She had her pants and underwear down around her ankles and was getting ready to pull them up when the plane hit a rough patch and she landed against the door and it opened and she fell out into the isle with her butt out for all to see. She stayed in the bathroom till the plane landed. Now THAT is truly an embarressing moment!!!!
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Permalink Reply by justwanna-live on -
Ahhh, you know what is possible if you wear a skirt XD
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Permalink Reply by ChocolateCookie on -
Haha, funny skirt-storries you all.
I kinda likes wearing skirts, but not that tight ones though, you cant realy walk or run in them.. xD
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