haha. i was looking through disscusions and saw a long post. benji replied and posted it with blanks and said have a blast so i did! :) its kinda stoopid but oh well.

I have read some of ur moms writings. While I disagree with much of their content, I do not intend to attack her stupid ass opinions, only to offer my own viewpoints. Although my approach may appear a bit pedantic, by setting some generative point of view against a structural-taxonomical point of view or vice versa, I intend to argue that I can't make heads or tails of stupid ass complaints. I mean, does it want to confuse the catastrophic power of state fascism with the ass whole of an authoritarian government in our minds or doesn't it? ur mom has gotten away with so much for so long that it's lost all sense of caution, all sense of limits. If you think about it, only an organization without any sense of limits could desire to obstruct things. ur moms apologues are some of the most self-deceiving, amateurish, and obstreperous I've ever watched. To pretend otherwise is nothing but hypocrisy and unwillingness to face the more unpleasant realities of life.

According to ur face, most people believe that every featherless biped, regardless of intelligence, personal achievement, moral character, sense of responsibility, or sanity, should be given the power to subvert time-tested societal pudding. Really? Does cornbread have some sort of mind-reading ability or did it get its sugar from a less reliable source? If you need help in answering that question, you may note that ur mom is guilty of at least one criminal offense. In addition, it frequently exhibits less gay criminal behavior such as deliberate and even gleeful cruelty, explosive behavior, and a burning desire to use lethal violence as a source of humor. Anyone who hasn't been living in ur mom with ur eyes shut and ur ears plugged knows that we must honestly place blame where it belongs -- in the hands of ur mom and its female bedfellows. Does that sound extremist? Is it too sniffish for you? I'm sorry if it seems that way but that's life.

The fact that it is better to be a little old-fashioned, but honest and loyal, than enlightened and modern, but prodigal and irritating is distressing, to say the least. In general, the spirits of our damn grieve as they watch ur mom dress and inject even more fear and divisiveness into political campaigns. Sure, there are binoculars, but if we don't denounce those who claim that it has mystical powers of divination and prophecy, our children will have nightmares of ur mom in our graves. Speaking of our children, we need to teach them diligently that to join ur moms gay ass cabal, one must deal with membership rules, brainwashing rituals, huge amounts of money, and meeting locations enveloped in secrecy. That shouldn't surprise you when you consider that even if one is opposed to viperine sesquipedalianism (and I am), then surely, it gets a lot of perks from the system. True to form, ur mom ceaselessly moves the goalposts to prevent others from benefiting from the same perks. This suggests that if it doesn't like it here, then perhaps it should go elsewhere. Okay, this letter has become much too long so I'll just jump right to the punchline: My task -- our task -- is to examine ur mom naked worldview from the perspective of its axiology (values) and epistemology (ways of knowing).