F*** you, GCMB

I've only had to go through 2 board changes since my posting career at whatever board is serving as the "official" GCMB, and already I feel like strapping a few sticks of dynamite to my back and, gosh darn it, having the swellest time of my life as my head explodes from my body upward along with the shattered remains of this board up, up into the stratosphere where mine and the board's soul can rest in peices.

By the way, counting to 10 doesn't work.